Kramer is a Bellend — A5 or A3 Sewing Sampler

In 1484, Heinrich Kramer — failed inquisitor, fragile man, and prototype for every keyboard crusader since — tried (and failed) to prosecute alleged witches in the Tyrol region. The city of Innsbruck told him to pack it in and go home. So, humiliated, he did what any small, scared man with a God complex and an ego bruise would do: he wrote a book.

That book was the Malleus Maleficarum, a witch-hunting manual responsible for the persecution and deaths of thousands. Historians like Diarmaid MacCulloch suggest it was essentially an act of self-justification — revenge, really — after being intellectually and publicly embarrassed by a woman, Helena Scheuberin. He couldn’t take it. So he wrote an unhinged thesis to punish her, and in doing so, handed weak men everywhere a new way to feel powerful: by destroying women.

So yeah — Heinrich Kramer was a complete and utter Bellend.
(That phrase is stitched as a halo around his head, by the way. A saint in the Church of Bellends.)

This piece is part mock-saint icon, part red-pill relic, and very much a rage stitch. He may be long dead, but his legacy of cowardice lives on in every man who calls himself “alpha” while crying about women online. I’m sure Andrew Tate would call him a high-value male. I call him exactly what he was.

Available in A5 or A3.
Stitch the spite. Honour the defiance.